so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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