I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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