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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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(406): View more from Montana

It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.

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(314): View more from Missouri

one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just don't do anything stupid

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i did a stupid sorry

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27

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