i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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