I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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