508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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