we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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