these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
40s are totally the cure
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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