But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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