oh god the rape fog is back!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
vagina is talking i cant
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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