also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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