i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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