Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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