i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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