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I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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