I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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