I wanna passion pit in your ass
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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