hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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