I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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