FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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