Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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