In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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