Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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