Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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