summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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