Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Two words: nipple clamps
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