well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
handjob tips. give me some.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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