im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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