what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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