You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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