Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my being single is dangerous.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She needs sedatives and a leash
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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