"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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