windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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