at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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