Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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