Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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