this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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