About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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