but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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