So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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