Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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