Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.