Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP