But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.