just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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