dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
