I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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