i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am midnight drunk by noon
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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