i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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