ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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