a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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