Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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