Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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