this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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