She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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